Diary of a Chav Trio Pack by Grace Dent (author)

Soon Shiraz Bailey Wood is going to make it big. But for now, she’s stuck in Goodmayes, Essex, where hip-hop, hoodies and hanging out are where it’s at. Some people call Shiraz a chav, but Shizza don’t care at all. Call her what you want. She’s keeping it real.

But will Shizza get her heart’s desire, the gorgeous Wesley Barrington Baines II? Will she make the A-level class at Mayflower Academy (aka “Superchav Academy”)? Will she escape the family’s farting Staffy terrier and her awful sister Cava-Sue? Will she finally get to follow her dreams? Full of funny stuff to make you say OMG, these hilarious diaries are W-I-C-K-E-D.