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Adrian Mole meets Twilight in the hysterical diary of unlucky Nigel Mullet! Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel was transformed into a vampire as a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must now spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and total ineptitude with girls… In his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Della Sparrow; the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents; and the frustration one feels when you’ve got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you. Being a wimpy kid is bad enough when you’re normal. But it’s so much worse when you’re a vampire!

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AR book level: 6.7; Middle years; 7.0 points

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  • 224 pages




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  1. Jennifer21
    on 30 April 2015

    Diary of a wimpy vampire

    I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!!!

    My bff asked me to read this book and i said yes! I could not stop reading this book I even got into trouble by my teacher -

    5out of 5
  2. AngelofDeath
    on 7 March 2014

    Amazing, i love good vampire books.

  3. Spidergirl
    on 6 March 2014

    its great

  4. Venera2
    on 4 March 2014


  5. guynny
    on 11 January 2014

    how do u open the book to read it

    1out of 5
  6. BooksRGr8
    on 24 August 2013

    This book is:




    (I’m speechless) :)

    5out of 5
  7. TwilightChick96
    on 8 March 2013

    So funny :)

  8. KarlMagic33
    on 7 March 2013

    Really Good!

  9. bouncybunny
    on 6 March 2013

    This book is good really funnyand if you enjoyed twilight then youll enjoy this

  10. bugzy72
    on 6 March 2013

    its a good book

  11. Cleopatra32
    on 22 December 2012

    I finished reading this book today and I loved it. I think it is really clever and I just couldn’t put it down. : )

    5out of 5
  12. Rose-Fell123
    on 24 November 2012

    Thus book Is sooo funny. I like the way the writer has played with the title; diary of a wimpy vampire/diary of a wimpy kid. You must read this book!

  13. Abiprincess12
    on 7 April 2012

    I love this book.I loved reading it and couldn’t put it down.I would definately recommend you read this amazingly great book.I love it and so will you if you love the Twilight books.

    5out of 5
  14. nikki657
    on 6 March 2012

    this book sounds awesome

  15. JLSter2601
    on 4 March 2012

    this book is really funny and cool.

  16. smileitsfriday
    on 4 March 2012

    I wouldn’t really want to spend my whole life being 15! Lol! * * * *

  17. sweethart184
    on 2 March 2012

    i love it

  18. Maya125
    on 1 March 2012

    This was a good book just like diary of a wimpy kid.

  19. Imzy321
    on 29 February 2012

    This is a GREAT book trust me you will love it!

  20. Mia18
    on 24 November 2011

    I love this book once I saw it sitting on a shelf I Picked it up and thought ‘this looks nice!’ and borrowed should really read it. ;)

    5out of 5
  21. bookworm246
    on 2 October 2011

    i havent read this BUT i REALLY REALLY want to my sis has. She also has both books someday i will get my hands on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4out of 5
  22. lorempink
    on 10 September 2011

    loved it it was amazing you have to read it.

    5out of 5
  23. avek123
    on 16 July 2011

    i read the first bit… and stopped. it was quite boring for me.

    1out of 5
  24. moonlight20
    on 9 July 2011

    u have got 2 read this book

    4out of 5
  25. KINGY963
    on 16 December 2010

    I haven’t read this book, but if it’s anything like Twilight, BRING IT ON!!! I love Twilight and so sad when it ended at Twilight:Breaking dawn, Having read all the books and owned all the movies up to Eclipse. If reading this book is gunna get me more of the vampire spirit so be it!


    5out of 5
  26. megsy11
    on 13 October 2010

    it’s really good but copying LOADS from twilight ect.

    5out of 5
  27. piah-princess
    on 29 September 2010

    A total copy of both Twilight, Vampire Diaries and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

    This is quite a good book but seriously COPYING?

    Why write a book if you want to copy some bits out of 3 whole FAMOUS books?

    2out of 5

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