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“That’s the one!” she cried. “That’s the bottom I’m after. Darling, you have the most gorgeous bottom!”

Now that the twins (Cheese and Tomato) have been born, Nicholas’s family need to make some money. So when a nappy company starts looking for a beautiful bottom to star in its new TV advert, maybe this could be the family’s big chance! All little Cheese has to do is twinkle through the audition. Cheese’s bottom is about to star on TV! What could possibly go wrong? A fantastically cheeky story of families, fame – and bottoms!

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Accelerated Reader

AR book level: 3.9; Middle years; 1.0 points

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  • 96 pages



Jeremy Strong

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  1. Avatar owl 761790

    on 26 June 2015

    This book is so funny I couldn’t put it down. I have listened to this book on CD it was read by Paul Checker. I like the Granny in the book because when someone says something she says something different.

    5out of 5
  2. Croc 113527

    on 4 March 2014

    i liked the names ‘cheese and tomato’.

    5out of 5
  3. Avatar bat 761713

    on 5 March 2013


    5out of 5
  4. Dora thumb 222

    on 5 March 2013

    nicholas’ brother has the bottom for the tv advert.

  5. Avatar frankenstein 761774

    on 1 March 2012

    Hilarious book I couldn’t stop laughing.

  6. Bellasara 113282

    on 10 May 2011

    cheese and tomatoe – nicholas’s little twins- their called that because they were born in the back of a pizza delivery van . cheese has a famous bottom because he crawled in front of a tv camera one day when it was filming it is all very chaotic in the house with mr tuggs fiery {but funny} rages and big fat wobbly jelly and all of nicholas’s weird pets its a great book for us kids

  7. Goldie 113308

    on 3 March 2011

    this is sooo funny

  8. Jane blonde 113694

    on 1 March 2011

    LOL!!!! Great book about a boy whose ashamed of his little brothers nappy ads!!!! The sequal is even better!!!

  9. Avatar cleopatra 761742

    on 22 November 2010

    i think i could be a bit better

    3out of 5
  10. Bellasara 113282

    on 23 October 2009

    This is very funny

    5out of 5
  11. Horridhenry thumb 16

    on 30 January 2009

    This is a very funny book.

    I want to read the other adventures.

    5out of 5
  12. Hungry cat thumb 231

    on 11 January 2009

    It was very funny but it was a little bit to short .

    4out of 5